Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Lock It Down - Week 4 Retroactive
Toledo (+2.5) over SYRACUSE - Toledo burned me in Week 2, and I loved them receiving points against an Orange squad that was coming off a couple of shaky performances. Unfortunately, the Big East officials called an obvious extra point miss good for Syracuse late in the 4th and they prevailed in overtime 33-30, covering by the skin of their teeth. The lesson: avoid favoring teams that burned you just for the sake of it.
Eastern Michigan (+29) over PENN STATE - As always, Penn State consistently gets overvalued by Vegas to take advantage of their overzealous fan base. Despite playing one of the least successful programs in the FBS, betting against the Nits still pays huge dividends, as it did here with a 34-6 result. The lesson here: ride betting against Penn State for the remainder of the Paterno era.
Louisiana State University (-5.5) over WEST VIRGINIA - I LOVE LSU this year. In fact, I think they're a team destined to play for a National Championship. They had the balls to schedule two tough out of conference games in addition to their packed SEC slate and look all the better for doing so. Their defense rivals the 2003 Ohio State and 2009 Alabama defenses as the best I've ever witnessed. It came as no surprise to me that they easily dealt with the one dimensional Dana Holgerson Mountaineer offense. The lesson: the decisively better team should win road games.
Week 3: 1-2
Week 4: 2-1
Season: 8-4
Friday, September 16, 2011
Lock It Down - Week 3
Tennessee (+9.5) over FLORIDA - This opened at 8.5 and moved an entire point rather quickly. Florida hasn't played anybody (Florida Atlantic and UAB) and this match up is the first conference game for new coach Will Muschamp. While I like Florida to win outright, anything over a touchdown seems like a good value the other way. Tennessee looked impressive last week against Cincinnati, a much tougher team than either opponent of the Gators thus far. Furthermore, sophomore quarterback Tyler Bray took over as the leader of the program in that game by going 31 for 45 with 405 yards and 4 touchdowns. Playing in the Swamp no doubt brings its challenges, but lock it down, Tennessee plays a competitive game and covers.
Miami Ohio (+5.0) over MINNESOTA - The Golden Gophers nearly started the season with a road victory over USC, but fell in the end 19-17. The following week they lost at home to New Mexico State and their coach suffered from chronic seizures on the sideline. Coach Kill may be back this week, but the program still seems in dire shape and sometimes near upsets get overrated by the public, which I think is the case here. The Red Hawks nearly upset #21 Missouri on the road to open their season and had two weeks to prepare for the hapless Gophers. Vegas had it right when this line opened at 3, but the public drove it too high to ever consider Minnesota. Lock it down, not only does Miami OH cover the spread, the MAC conference scores a win over the Big Ten as the Red Hawks travel to TCF Bank Stadium and topple the Gophers.
Stanford (-8.5) over ARIZONA As with the previous game, I think Vegas had it right when they originally set the line at 10. A touchdown and a field goal seems like the logical disparity between these two teams, especially considering Arizona already lost to top ten competition last week, 37-14 against #9 Oklahoma State. On the other sideline, Andrew Luck has continued to look like a Heisman trophy candidate. Last week they stumbled a bit in the first half on the road against Duke, only to turn the ship around and smoke the Blue Devils 44-14. I believe the public moved this line because of that bad performance, yet they neglect the fact that football games last 60 minutes. Lock it down, after 60 minutes the Stanford Cardinal will defeat the Wildcats by two touchdowns.
There you have it. I hope everyone enjoys reading this column at least a quarter as much as I do writing it. Talk to you next week.
Last week: 2-1
Season: 5-1
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Air Hearn Bad QB League - Week 1
For info on what this is, go here.
We did our draft yesterday via email, and our league is shaping up to be competitive. A few differences in our league:
- We are going rotisserie style instead of head-to-head. We're a 6 team league, no point for H2H.
- In week 16, the top two compete for the prize.
- Our minimum and maximum number of starts are 4 and 12.
So down to the drafting:
House 1. Cincinnati Bengals
Rick 2. Carolina Panthers
Scott 3. Seahawks
Jason 4. Redskins
Boy 5. Jacksonvilke
Joe 6. Bills
Joe 7. Dolphins
Boy 8. Niners
Jason 9. Raiders
Scott 10. Colts
Rick 11. Browns
House 12. Titans
House 13. Chiefs
Rick 14. Lions
Jason 15. Vikings
Scott 16. Cardinals
Boy 17. Broncos
Joe 18. Cowboys
Joe 19, Giants
Boy 20. Bears
Jason 21. Jets
Scott 22. Baltimore
Rick 23. Eagles
House 24. Buccaneers
Here's how each team looks. This will be updated with starters (in italics), team names, and any notes from the manager. Each week, there will be a new post with scoring updates. Prize for the year yet to be determined:
Team House
Bengals
Chiefs
Titans
Buccaneers
Made More Money in College (Team Rick)
Panthers
Browns
Lions
Eagles
The Buddy Garrities (Team Scott)
Seahawks
Colts
Cardinals
Ravens
Team Jason
Redskins
Raiders
Vikings
Jets
Team Boy
Jags
Niners
Broncos
Bears
Team Wood
Bills
Dolphins
Cowboys
Giants
Friday, September 09, 2011
Lock It Down - Week 2
MICHIGAN (+3) over Notre Dame - Every year Notre Dame garners more hype than any other team in the country, and every year they disappoint and typically miss making a bowl game. No team in the history of college football has started a season in the top 25 and finished unranked more than the Fighting Irish. This program hasn't been a serious contender since the Lou Holtz era, nearly two decades ago. Furthermore, their fan base is delusional and flush with cash, which always causes them to be vastly overvalued. Couple that with Michigan finally canning Rich Rodriguez, hiring a "Michigan man," hosting this game at night in front of a national televised audience and Notre Dame coming off an embarrassing home loss to South Florida, I love the Wolverines getting 3 here. Lock it down, Michigan covers.
Alabama (-10) over PENN STATE - A year ago these two teams met in Tuscaloosa in Week 2 with the Nittany Lions ranked #19 and Alabama at #1 coming off a national championship the previous season. Somehow the Crimson Tide were only a 12 point favorite, even though Penn State was starting a true freshman that missed early spring camp. No surprise that Alabama undressed the Nits 24-3 in a contest that easily could have ended 40ish-3 had it not been for Nick Saban calling off the dogs in the second half. As I mentioned earlier, Penn State is always overvalued and that remains the case here. For a team mired in quarterback controversy and coming off an unimpressive first game against lowly FCS Indiana State (which they failed to cover a 37 point spread, 41-7), I like the proven commodity in Nick Saban, Trent Richardson and an improved defense from last year's unit. Home games for Penn State usually result in them playing above themselves, but barring two scores from the defense and kicking game, I see Alabama wearing out the Lions in a similar fashion to last year. Lock it down, Alabama covers a double digit spread against Penn State for the second year in a row.
OHIO STATE (-18) over Toledo - Those of you who know me understand my intense hatred for the Buckeyes. But my brain tells me this line is simply a product of the off the field drama and not the facts. Ohio State has not lost a match up with an opponent within the state since the 1920's. The program prides itself on tearing up MAC competition in preparation for the conference schedule while other Big Ten schools schedule FCS cream puffs like Indiana State and Eastern Illinois. I don't care how good Toledo might be in their shit conference, the Buckeyes will lay the smack down on them in the Horseshoe. Regardless of the departure of Jim Tressel, Terrell Pryor and the black cloud of NCAA violations, this team should jump out to a big lead early in the second half and never look back. Keep your eyes open for Ohio State this season. While they may lose more games than usual, I think they'll be sneaky good against the spread due to a pubic that undervalues them. Lock it down, Ohio State wins this game by at least three touchdowns.
P.S. Since I didn't post this last week, I'll briefly mention that I went 3-0 last week with Boise State (-3.5) over GEORGIA, LSU (+1) over Oregon and Indiana State (+37) over PENN STATE. If you doubt my honestly, ask my brother and he will tell you.
Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
The Innocent Beauty of the Shared Experience
Monday, June 27, 2011
Smoke and Weiners
Although I do not wish to downplay his deeds, sending dong shots via Twitter is not exactly on par with anything Woodward & Bernstein reported, despite the implications of adultery committed by a United States Congressman. No, what alarms me MUCH more is the insatiable appetite of both the public to constantly hear about it and the news media to devote endless amounts of airtime to it. Furthermore, it should disturb us even FURTHER that after the shelf life of the story expired everybody moved on to the next inane thing. Bluntly stated, how can we devote so much time to the dirty personal life of one Representative when Congress is a month away from defaulting on already the largest debt ever accumulated in human history, unemployment remains well above full employment (9.1% vs. 5.5%, traditionally) and our Federal government borrows forty cents for every dollar it spends, often lent to us by foreign entities who cause of the most headaches?
The New Information Age has created an interesting dichotomy: while technology opened many avenues of specificity never before experienced (topic specific chat rooms, 24 hour news) it simultaneously consolidated many aspects of cultures into amorphous catches that blur the lines between competing objectives (reporting vs. blogging, advertising vs. reference material). We have given ourselves media-hungry appetites to devour the scandal de jour, only to abandon it in favor of a new one a few days later. I credit this to a cycle that includes a daily bombardment at all hours and in all forms: email forwards, TMZ, Twitter celebs (Twelebs), lunchtime talking head radio personalities etc. I imagine the old water cooler anecdote, only it happens constantly, just a mouse click, finger switch or button push away.
Our political dynamic has seen the best and worst of both of those things. Any search of a Congressional or state assembly website reveals legislation, often in real time, as the measure gets debated, amended and discussed. Voters can view live feeds from the legislative floor or hearings conducted outside of Washington or their respective state capitol. However, many "traditional" news outlets have reorganized themselves as televised tabloids, seizing on stories like Weinergate (trust me, I hate using this term as much as you do reading it) to generate viewership in an increasingly competitive business. No longer news, not quite entertainment - news entertainment.
How can we combat the devolution of the American political news machine? What responsibility does the news media have when stories like Anthony Weiner cock pics appear above the fold of the newspaper and reports of United States solider deaths in Afghanistan get relegated to section C? Should the consumer resist the temptation to follow the trashy exploits of a failed sitcom actor and demand more thorough coverage of meetings between the White House and Congress on passing a Federal Spending bill? We are all to blame, but as with all other products offered in America, the responsibility lies with the consumer to ensure they receive the best possible result. Sadly, asking such a thing may be too hefty of a task.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Liking Soccer Is a Duty of All Americans
Last night's 1-0 United States win over Panama in the semi-finals of the Gold Cup should have been expected; they were nearly a 3-1 favorite to advance. Yet somehow the match induced a love for the men's national team I have not felt since their heartbreaking 2-1 extra time exit in last year's World Cup to Ghana. To completely comprehend my feelings after that loss, I flash back a few days prior to the first game of group play against England. A few friends and I traveled to Philadelphia for a party that happened to take place that afternoon. As I donned my Landon Donovan jersey, party-goers peppered me with questions ranging from "why do you care about a team that always sucks anyway?" to "you actually think the offside rule is good?" Despite an early goal from English midfielder Steven Gerrard, the United States took control of the first half and eventually equalized via the now infamous hand of clawd goal by Clint Dempsey. As the game progressed tied at 1-1, those insipid questions morphed slowly into "do you think we can win this game?" and "how far can we go in this tournament?" The judgmental second person turned into first person plural, and I nearly teared up a few times as people gained a respect for our players that day. Fast forward to the Ghana game, and there I was, missing the beginning of an annual river lot get-together to experience all of the things those friends said were true about American soccer.
For the first 65 minutes last night, the Stars and Stripes played an uninspired, listless game dominated by lazy passes among the back four and keeper Tim Howard. The team lacked creavtivity in the midfield, poise on the ball (we made between 20 and 65345 panic passes under very little pressure) and discipline during counterattacks. Ten minutes into the second half, the American-born announcers began mentioning the possibility of extra time and penalities. Close ups of the Panamanian players showed a side brimming with confidence as they had prevailed in a shootout with El Salavador a few nights prior. Searching for something to spark his side, US Coach Bob Bradley subbed out the relatively effective forward Juan Agudelo for the egnima known as Freddy Adu. To the casual soccer fan, Adu has spent time with 5 different clubs over the past 3 years and hasn't played for the national team since the 2009 Gold Cup when Bradley purposely chose a weak side to rest the regulars for the much more important Confederations Cup. As I described to my friend Twigg as the sub happened, "Freddy Adu is a spectacle, NOT a soccer player!" This was easily the riskiest move of the tournament, and possibly the coaching career of Bradley, who surely would have lost his job had the Americans failed to advance from the game.
As with so many other times during his tenure as head coach, the move payed immediate dividends for Bradley as Adu provided the fire needed, culminating in him playing a wonderful pass on the wing to Landon Donovan who expertly picked out Dempsey for the only goal of the game. After watching Dempsey sprint over to Landon and Freddy to point at them, shouting "it's theirs," I thought back to that time when my friends asked me why I cared so much about our little soccer team that could. These guys represent the spirit of an America we now only pontificate about but rarely exemplify. A historical anomolly, comprised of outsiders fighting for recognition yet cognizent of the fact that it will likely never happen. A ragtag bunch gathered together by circumstance for a prize greater than them as individuals. It's with that spirit that I adore them so fondly, and the win last night over Panama fortified that. If the United States wins this Saturday against rival Mexico, it places them into a tie with that country for most regional cups won. Countries around the world such as England, Spain and Brazil already recognize the potential soccer powerhouse the United States continues to become. Hopefully performances like those against England and last night against Panama continues to win them more fans in the home of the brave.
Friday, June 17, 2011
Bill Simmons Stole My Fantasy!
I think Bill Simmons wanted the same thing. Read the second half of the last sentence of the previous paragraph again. "All I really wanted was space for my talented friends". So he created Grantland.com, which may well be the best thing since the best thing since sliced bread. Seriously. I can't stop reading it. Simmons has drafted a big bullpen of talent to write freely about the NBA, professional wrestling, the history of hockey, pop culture, classic bourbon, and god knows what else (BTW, it's only been two weeks since it launched). It's like my id blew up all over the internet in the form of a daily periodical. You can take any cliche about 'love at first sight', envy, admiration, inspiration, or anything else, and it describes how I feel about Grantland. I love it like it's mine. I wish it was mine. Even though it isn't mine, I feel attached to it. It's already really important to me.
Go read it. Now. They haven't posted anything yet that isn't worth at least a heavy skim. There's even a few articles that are "pull up on your cell phone and take it to the bathroom" good (the successor to Bill Simmons' own "print it out and take it to the bathroom" meme). Bill has been my favorite writer of the last 7 years or so, and it's so nice to see a favorite succeed after early success, instead of blow up. It's still early, but Grantland might be the crowning achievement of his career (even better than the Book of Basketball). Thanks for executing the fantasy of every sports-loving, college-educated male under 40.
Saturday, May 07, 2011
Thor review (86/100)
Thursday, May 05, 2011
2011 is going to be a big year for Videogames
Tuesday, May 03, 2011
The Comeback Mechanic: why its here to stay
Monday, May 02, 2011
Playing the Gears of war 3 Beta
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Mortal Kombat review 84/100
Ok, full disclosure here, I thought Mortal Kombat was going to suck. I hated on it for quite some time. I played the demo on the ps3 (ya know, back when the PSN wasn't a catastrophe) and it just felt awkward and slow. After sinking a lot of time into it I can safely say I was wrong. The game is good, in fact, it's very good. The depth is a lot better than I had anticipated and the gameplay is very fun.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Radiohead - Supercollider/The Butcher 64/100
Interestingly enough, neither song resembles anything on The King of Limbs, although they were recorded either during or directly after the sessions for the album. "Supercollider," easily the better of the two, waivers about for seven minutes. The glitchiness, machinated percussion and augmenting electric piano immediately conjure their Hail To The Thief days with a smidge of the electronics from Yorke's solo effort The Eraser. Yorke shows off his vocal skills throughout the song and Colin Greenwood supplies a great bass line that acts in tandem with the piano. Despite both of those things "Supercollider," feels just a little half-baked, at least for Radiohead.
B-side "The Butcher" fares a touch worse. Phil Selway lays down a great tribal drum beat and complementary shuffles, but the song bumbles about and never establishes anything worthy of memory. Perhaps Yorke would have been better off developing this track as a solo act or with his recently formed Atoms For Peace project. Overall, Radiohead deserves more accolades for the altruism of this release than the music itself. And while that may sound striking for a band of such high regards, no need to worry about a few cast offs presented as gifts. Consider "Supercollider/The Butcher" as such and look forward to their next surprise.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Portal 2 (single player) Review 96/100
The original Portal was a side project that ended up winning game of the year awards and silently became one of Valves biggest franchises. In the game, you play as a silent protagonist who is being used in experiments in the name of science by the results craving AI Glados.
Portal 2 picks up where the original left off, and not only does it live up to the hype of the original, it completely blows it away as well.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Extras Review (with South Park rant for no extra charge) (90/100)
Monday, April 18, 2011
Childish Gambino - EP - 80/100
Childish Gambino is the brain-child of actor/comedian/rapper Donald Glover best known for his role of Troy on the NBC show Community, his campaign to get an audition to become the next Spider-man, or often being confused with being the son of Danny Glover. While he may not have succeeded at becoming everyone's favorite web-crawler, Glover has been successful with his music career. As he references on EP, due to his comedic background most people thought Gambino was a joke but after releasing his album Culdesac Glover quickly gained serious interest for his music. How does a side project from a comedian named after a Wu-Tang Clan name generator fair? Does Childish Gambino hold up well being taken as a serious release or just a distraction from Glover's true calling of acting?
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Retro Reviews: U2 - War 100/100
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Download My Morning Jackets new track - Circuital
Just go to the link above, enter an email and you get the track "Circuital". Look for their new album to drop May 31st and be sure to check back shortly after to get the Air Hearn review!
NES Dungeon Backlog Game Reviews
ActRaiser (SNES)
MOAR COMIN' FROM THE WOODZ. STAY TUNED.
TV On The Radio - Nine Types Of Light 74/100
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Wiz Khalifa - Rolling Papers - 47/100
Foo Fighters, Wasting Light - 72/100
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Your Highness Review 75/100
Your Highness is a very different movie, however, despite starring McBride and Franco as well as being directed by the same man, David Green. For starters, this is NOT a stoner comedy. (this might be a little more surprising to some than others) There are one or two scenes where marijuana is referenced but never by name and that's about it. This is quite a contrast from Pineapple Express since that movie's humor was entirely based on smoking, selling, distributing, growing and fighting over pot. Your Highness has a much more traditional fantasy plot.
Saturday, April 09, 2011
Retro Reviews: The Smiths - The Smiths 91/100
Thursday, April 07, 2011
Full House Poker - 81/100
Panda Bear - Tomboy 95/100
Tuesday, April 05, 2011
From the Vaults: Old Air Hearn Videos
Sunday, April 03, 2011
Mass Effect 2: The Arrival (DLC) Review
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Craft Spells - Idle Labor 76/100
Adventures in Netflix: The Rise and Fall of WCW 6/10
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Super Street Fighter 3D: The Rick Butler Edition 90/100
Steet Fighter 3D, however, somewhat levels the playing field. To make use of the touch screen on the 3DS, Capcom came up with the idea to allow the player to map 4 different attacks to a button on the touch screen. Can't seem to pull off that double circle ultra with the Gief? Sick of holding back for those charge characters? Well now you can just map Giefs ultra or Guiles flash kick to a button on the touch screen and voila! You're now Rick Butler. Well what if Rick Butler played it and had this ability? Wouldn't that make him even better at the game?
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Lupe Fiasco - Lasers 50/100
Monday, March 28, 2011
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Belong 87/100
Sunday, March 27, 2011
3DS Review
The Look
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Cut Copy - Zonoscope 93/100
Adventures in Netflix: There Will Be Blood 7/10
Ever watch a movie that you knew was good, but you just didn't like it? That's how I feel with There Will Be Blood. Everything in this movie is expertly done. The acting, the soundtrack, the cinematography, and pacing could be taught to introductory film students as an example of how to pull it all together. So why didn't I love it? Even though Daniel Day Lewis gives a truly genius performance, I guess the story of Daniel Plainview just never really sucked me in. I enjoyed watching what he would do next, but I didn't really care about the outcome of the scene, just the scene itself. There Will Be Blood is the story of one man's descent into madness, but whether or not he pulled it back together never really matters. It's done wonderfully in almost every aspect of filmmaking. It just leaves you unaffected.
Recommendation: If you love films, watch it. This one was made the right way. If you love movies, tread with caution. It's probably not going to grab you. This one's more about appreciation than it is thought and emotion.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Adventures in Netflix - Middle Men 6/10
Recommendation: The humor, interesting story, quality of acting and gratuitous female nudity make it worth a rental. This one feels like it will end up on Netflix Instant Queue within a couple of months, so I wouldn't even bother going out of your way to watch it. Save it for a boring Wednesday night later in the summer.
Dragon Age 2 (87/100)
If you choose to be a mage class yourself, your sibling will be a warrior instead. The reason it is important that one of you is a mage is because the overall storyline of the game comes down to a growing war between mages and templar’s. If this sounds like a weak plot, it is. While DA2 sports the excellent writing that all BioWare games are known for, its plot simply is not very good. You’ll spend the first part of the game doing side missions in order to raise enough money to pay off your mercenary debt, and you’ll spend the second half of the game doing more side missions that will continue to develop the plot.
That's not to say the story has no compelling or memorable moments because it does. There are a few scenes that will haunt gamers for quite some time as DA2 deals a lot in betrayal, death, love and just about everything in between. The problem is just that the overall plot of the game, Hawke's goal if you will, is almost non-existent.
As the characters level up, they’re awarded abilities that can be mapped to the X, Y, and B buttons (as well as a second set of attacks for holding RT) just like in Origins but the action is so much faster this time around that you don’t find yourself waiting for the chance to use the same attacks again. This makes for more intense battles that were sorely missing from Origins.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Saturday, March 19, 2011
The Strokes - Angles 80/100
Julian Casablancas emphasized to the press that he purposely avoided physical collaboration with the band to allow them proper space to explore their increased roles as creative contributors. Many times that approach works to their advantage. "Two Kinds Of Happiness" sounds like what The Cars might have been with a little more aggression. Albert Hammond Jr. adds a guitar harmony to the outro of "Games" similar to those used so effectively by Metallica in the 80's. Drummer Fabrizio Moretti capitalizes on his opportunity in the shuffling "Taken For A Fool," which recalls Is This It with paranoia replacing that album's insouciant vibe. Hammond and guitarist Nick Valensi trade complementing licks in "Life Is Simple In The Moonlight" while Julian recedes to the shadows during the verses.
Don't get the wrong impression though; Casablancas still knows exactly when to enter the spotlight to maximize the potential of these songs to the best of his ability. He enhances the Depeche Mode-influenced "Games" by sustaining and altering notes during the chorus that blend wonderfully with the layering of snyths. A less ambitious band (Interpol) would rather employ the aforementioned group's use of monotone chants for a predictable outcome. Even though he steps back at times in "Life Is Simple In The Moonlight," Julian completes the freak out breakdowns by providing the necessary energy to keep up with his bandmates. "Gratisfaction" bounces with the effervescence found in better performances by Rivers Cuomo. The smaller role Julian accepts on Angles actually makes his times to shine even brighter than on past records.
As with First Impressions Of Earth, Angles comes with a few miscues, although here they feel minimal. The electric staccato of "Call Me Back" interrupts the nearly flawless flow they build through the first six tracks. Julian provides a decent vocal that keeps the album from meandering into complete oblivion. Although some of the risks they take pay off greatly, "You're So Right" flounders along with a repetitive drone that comes off like a dog unsuccessfully chasing its tail. The Strokes should ignore their impulse for songs like this and continue to develop their growing sense of rhythm found on the morphing opener "Machu Picchu" and first single "Under The Cover Of Darkness."
Unfortunately The Strokes will deal with overreation, counter-reaction, revisionist history and the overrated/underrated argument for as long as Western Civilization exists. Every move they make will come with detractors criticizing them for what they didn't do and naysayers for what they did. Angles brings a spirit sorely lacking from their last album and possibly their most complex work yet in "Life Is Simple In The Moonlight." They deserve a tip of the cap for pursuing new sounds and styles amongst all of the speculation. Angles proves the sum remains much greater than the separate parts, although that sum might have slightly decreased after the first decade.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Mastodon - Live at the Aragon
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Beady Eye - Different Gear, Still Speeding 39/100
Many influences have been tossed around leading up to the release of Different Gear, Still Speeding but the band failed to mention their most important one: Dr. Seuss. Typical missed swings such as "I'm hiding out in the sun/I'm getting everyone done/Just me hating no one/Here I come, here I come, here I come" from "The Roller" seem more fitting for a junior high Facebook status update or Gavin DeGraw album. "Wigwam" follows the same blueprint with its empty take on romance: "You're taking off in the night/You're coming in when it's light/You make it up to the wife/You say you're wrong when you're right." Perhaps they saved Sesame Street for the introspective sophomore release.
This album suffers immensely from the absence of former Oasis bandleader Noel Gallagher. Every song drifts into a forgettable mash of boring without his keen sense of melody, ability to produce a guitar riff and knack for slight, but effective tempo changes. The surviving members attempt to slug through 60's pop rock and arena balladry for uninteresting results. Only the distinct sneer of singer Liam Gallagher saves "Kill For A Dream" from being mistaken with the gutless, overproduced movie-rock of 3 Doors Down. The aptly titled "Standing On The Edge Of Noise" pulsates relentlessly and the lo-fi vocal effects serve as a detriment to an otherwise sturdy frontman.
The biggest offender of the lot is the dreadful "Beatles & Stones." Only a band with a complete lack of dignity would pass this tune off while simultaneously claiming "I'm gonna stand the test of time like Beatles & Stones." Irony often gets overused in modern rock, but a dose of some would have made this boastful clunker land with less of a thud. The previously mentioned "Wigwam" parallels its dreadful lyrics with music similar to any Bread AM rock radio hit from the mid-70's. Yet somehow Beady Eye outdo themselves on "The Beat Goes On," shamelessly pillaging The Beatles' "All You Need Is Love" for a melody and leaving all substance behind with the carnage.
Undoubtedly this album will find its niche among pub dwellers more interested in punching each other during halftimes of rugby matches than the legacy of rock music. Maybe certain tracks will even temporarily find their way onto college frathouse playlists alongside "Wonderwall" and "Live Forever." So be it. But for those desiring a little more out of their music than guys dressed in designer leather jackets and sunglasses on the back cover of an album, spend your time elsewhere and avoid Beady Eye. Match those duds with a great pair of shoes instead.
